Hatred.

While making my brand-spanking-new profile, I noticed there was no section where I could list the things I hate. Sure, there were places where I could write my interests, taste in music, preference in movies, even a spot for me to crack a joke about giant pineapples...but where was the hatred? Where, oh where could I write my very long list of disliked objects?
And that's why I've decided to make my first post about the many things I hate. Let's all bask in the pessimism:

THE ULTIMATE LIST OF UNFANTABULOUS, HATEABLE THINGS:

-Breaking Dawn...I sat through about 700 pages of minutiae about the colour of Edward Cullen's eyes, thinking that the whole thing would be saved by some enormous vampiric bloodbath which involved flying limbs. I was wrong. NOTHING happened.
-Chris Brown...this hatred manifested after the seventh time I heard "Ooh Shawtie You And I Will Be Love-Dancing Foreva" (or whatever it was called) on the radio.
-When you quote The Simpsons and people don't realise and look at you like you're a freak..."you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!" "What the hell?"
Wet socks...well who DOES enjoy that?

And THAT, my friend, was the greatest list ever made.